Since the beginning, man has been faced with the troubling task of hiding his power level. Survival as we know it was based on whether a man could keep his opinions to himself long enough to procreate. However, it's sort of a catch-22. For most, the sacred rule of the redpill has been tossed to the side upon the wettening of their member. For others, no amount of poontang could ever remove the redpill bushido from their DNA. During Japan's Edo period, the Tokugawa shogunate devised a code for all upstanding samurai to conduct themselves to ensure an honorable and functional society. These are the seven ancient laws of redpill, translated to English in 1860s.

 

Ancient Law I: 戦いに参加する - Join in the fight.

Lorded samurai and ronin alike must band together to keep gaijin influence at bay. No matter if thou art the butcher, the baker or the kendostick maker. Be conscious of the culture war and join it. The Chinese menace approaches our shores.

 

Ancient Law II: 卵をすべて 一 つのカゴに入れます - Put all your eggs in one basket.

A true redpilled samurai will put everything on the line to achieve success. Double down. Put the entirety of your soul into your battles. This metaphorical egg basket is all one needs to win the war. One egg is the metaphysical equivalent to one redpill. Drop them liberally, for they cost next to nothing. A few eggs must be cracked to make an omelette.

 

Ancient Law III: 噛み切れないほど噛み砕く - Bite off more than you can chew.

Do not let the size of your mouth stop you from taking on what you must to attain redpilled status. Absorb as much media as one can. Discomfort facilitates change. Take the advice of the great sumo; eat large portions of sushi. Do not leave a tip. One will find a way to adapt to his environment. Do not be afraid to consume crow, dirt or humble pie. Swallow your pride if you must. These are full of all of the nutrients needed to improve your tact. Build a lexicon of statistics and facts. In time, a well-fed samurai will be immobile.

 

 

Ancient Law IV: もう一方の頬を向けます - Turn the other cheek.

Those who challenge the samurai, do so because they are ignorant to the way of the world. The samurai bears a blade, yet shows restraint. Why? Because the samurai is redpilled. To retain the knowledge of the universe is akin to wielding a keen blade. Should the samurai train his blade on a potential servant? No. Let the enemy strike, and instill a sense of befuddlement upon them with your restraint. Feed them an egg. Humility is invaluable.

 

 

Ancient Law V: ろうそくの両端を燃やします - Burn your incense at both ends.

The samurai must act fast, for the kami do not afford much time on the mortal coil. Seize every opportunity to provide a redpill. Provide redpills in a multifaceted way that cannot be rebuffed: conversationally, through media and through good works. Act in such a quick manner that the enemy is caught off-guard.

 

 

Ancient Law VI: 未来はあなた次第 - The future's up to you.

The redpilled samurai is the master of his own destiny. Procreate and invest in your village. You are the future.

 

 

Ancient Law VII: あえて愚かになる - Dare to be stupid.

There is a parable about the retarded man and the wise man at the riverbank. The wise man comes to the riverbank every day to cry about his woes, while the retarded man laughs at him because he makes a funny face. Look to your reflection in the water for thy true self. Ignorance is bliss, and facetious ignorance is the most powerful weapon one has. Allow the enemy to trip over their shoelaces.

 

With these seven simple laws obeyed, the culture war can be won, and glory shall be brought to the redpilled bladesman.